It is an actual slobberknocker on the market, people. If Aemond makes a reference to that rock, it is throughout for Luke.
BUT THEN! FROM DOWNTOWN, JACE’S GOT A KNIFE! He makes a splash for Aemond, however he knocks him to the bottom! Aemond is harder than a two-dollar steak! He picks up the rock once more, absolutely prepared to show Jace’s fairly face right into a pile of meatloaf. The blade is nowhere in sight! It seems like this could possibly be the tip of it for our robust boys, however then in a second of brilliance, JACE THROWS A PILE OF SAND IN AEMOND’S EYES! HE’S BLINDED! HE’S OFF HIS GAME!
WHAT’S THAT? WHAT’S THAT?! LUCERYS VELARYON HAS GRABBED THE BLADE AND TAKES A SWING AT AEMOND, COMPLETELY SLICING HIM IN THE EYE!
RING THE BELL! STOP THE MATCH! IT’S ALL OVER! WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, THAT BOY HAS A FAMILY! Annnnnd one much less eye, it might seem.
The Kingsguard lastly enters the ring, gods be good, and produce Aemond to the eye of the royal court docket and to hunt medical help. He will get a pleasant sew job that might make Chucky the killer doll proud, and it is clear by all the things about him that he’d do it once more in a heartbeat. We love a strong heel.